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funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

accidentpronearachnid:

It was my birthday yesterday and this was my gift from Doomy and Minty. They’ve apparently been working on it since September and it is the most thoughtful gift i have ever received.

Thank you both from the bottom of my heart.

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

A busy one.

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

A busy one.

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

he has the hic-pups

obscuruslupa:

siphersaysstuff:

vigaishere:

I hate the feeling when you don’t want to leave the house, but you have to. I have to get more pads.

I was all “yeah, I know that feeling all too well”, then I read the second sentence and…

Should have emergency pad delivery people!

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

okay, so my villain lair cruise ship will have 9 of these.

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

okay, so my villain lair cruise ship will have 9 of these.

did-you-kno:

There’s a small island northwest of Ireland that looks like the face of a gorilla. It can be yours for about $227,000. Source

did-you-kno:

There’s a small island northwest of Ireland that looks like the face of a gorilla. It can be yours for about $227,000. Source

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!